THE MALAYsian DILEMMA

1st : Fire Fire !!!
2nd: Babi Babi !!!
Bang Bang Choo Choo...

In a country such as this and having many uncivilized people such as myself, It is not unforeseen that some people would go burn churches and those who'd throw boars heads in mosques. Provocation is sometimes the easiest thing to do..and retaliation is probably the response. Saddening isn't it?

Of course we hope and pray that an incident like May 13 will never again happen.
I haven't got the chance to read the book authored by the former PM.. Remind me to buy The Malay Dilemma the next time i go to a bookstore yea?

4X4 Adventure : Weight counts !!

It was a family day and we planned to visit my uncle's chili farm in Klang and go boating later that evening before having dinner in his new house.
Me, being an eccentric person, got excited when I saw 5 acres of mud.. pure mud !!

Above is me driving around on 4 wheels.

Then eventually got stuck when I tried to turn back.
My uncle called for backup from some friends and they came faster than AAM could!!
They arrived within 15 minutes :) Lukily they were on their way back from some adventure in Perak.

Above : The Pajero trying to pull my car out but failed as the Nissan was heavy.

Came the second car : Daihatsu Rocky. Dont Play !!

The above shows The Great Threesome !!!
The Rocky with it's winch held on by the Pajero from the rear so it wouldn't pull itself forward.
Finally managed to get it out.

Above is me thanking all the heroes who came to help.
Lesson learned: We often get into shit faster than we can get out of.

Best Conversation Of The Month

A : You're broke, I'm broke, can you sent me some money?
B : I'm broke, you're broke, why must I send you money?

A : Ok ok nevermind.

First Day of New Year

My friend managed to convince me into allowing him to hold a barbecue in my house on new year's eve. And so we did it.. the 13 of us. We cooked and ate till it was 11.45 then we took a stroll to a part of the hill where we could sorta see KL and Subang. Adjourned by 2AM.



Had a good sleep and had to prepare for seow feng's party on the 1st day of 2010. The theme was Retro and like usual, most people ignored it. There were more people there and inevitably more fun. More eccentrics, lunatics, psychos put together.
I saw Kevin sitting on Shereen, and so I thought I'd join in the fun. Then Fiona saw and came, then Bhusan, then Eamon, then Seelan, and lastly,the birthday girl!! Could hear shereen shouting "The bongsai, the bongsai !!!!! "

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY DENISE NG SEOW FENG !!!
Bhusan and I went for a drink with Kuhan after that.. must have been around 2am? later, Bhusan and I went back to my house and rested for abit before we left for Lenggong, Perak. Shall blog about that after I get the pictures.

It has been awhile since I last blogged.. haven't been doing very much lately, well until today. Finished my exam in the morning and drove to Shah Alam Club and took a swim. The Olympic-sized pool was so empty..there was only me swimming around and 2 other guys cleaning the pool. Headed to Aroon's after a shower and we went to the workshops to get my car fixed.

We changed absorbers in the first shop and by the next hour, were at the opposite shop to do the alignment, changed of tyres, and other minor things. Similar to humans going to a hospital, they'd discover all sorts of sicknesses while checking for something else.. so my car waited in line and they stared work by 3pm.. it was not until 8pm that they finished the job. The owner of the shop was a perfectionist.. he just wouldn't let the car go until he was satisfied. In that 5 long hours, the mechanics test-drove the car about 12 times.. and did the alignment about 5 times. My goodness.

Will be taking another car for checkup tomorrow.

The long and winding road that leads to Malacca took us there after having fun at the Extreme Park where we played Go-cart which had me ending up having splashed with petrol on my back, drifting out of the track, and getting banged from the back.

So my friends and I took our usual friday night with a little twist this time. We stayed over in Glory Beach Resort in Port Dickson. We did crazy stuff in the apartment. Luke, Aroon and myself performed a short concert on the balcony singing 2 English songs and 1 Malay song. Some were looking from the opposite apartment and some from the tennis court below. Although none of them clapped, Im sure they had a great time listening. We had great fun too playing Banana Boat by the sea.

Had us some seafood for dinner as well as lunch the following day before we took the old road to Malacca. We passed by 3 kenduri's and decided to stop at the 4th to get us some free food..of which we didn't come across.

All 9 of us headed back to KL after our dinner. As I was driving, we saw 5 modified Waja's convoying on the fast lane with their hazard lights on. Me, being a slow driver, for once decided to chase them. I saw that there were 5 of them in 5 cars, and 5 of us in my car..that's roughly equal.. and so I got into the fast lane and turned on my hazard lights. Those 5 monkeys ran, they probably got shocked and most likely didn't stop all the way until they reached KL. Haha

Pictures on facebook soon.

I skipped class today. Stayed at home to complete some of the assignments which are due next month. Managed to finish 2 essays for economics. Enough to justify for staying at home the whole day

Jungle is Massive and so is South City.

Last night I went over to pass a friend some books, we had already decided to go for a drink. We had no particular place in mind, so we just drove around for a bit and ended up in South City Plaza.

I think it was my first time being there. So we sat in Oldtown White Coffee… and we took our time like they wanted us to.

Sitting there for an hour plus, they played the same music over and over again! It was an instrumental of A Whiter Shade Of Pale. Nice but not 30 times non-stop lar..

One fine day

One fine day, I was helping my Chinese friend in her assignment. When I said Chinese, I was referring to the nationality..not race. Her English isn't too good and her discretion is a little worse. well, this picture I took when I was going thru the assignment essay. Just thought I'd share something funny here.

In the end, I got her to changed the phrase "Our great Chairman Mao" to
"The former Chinese leader, Chairman Mao "
The local lecturers won't mind, but some of the papers will be sent to London..so better not take the risk.. after all, communism isn't too popular in England.

Early Thursday morning, a reporter walked up to as as we just came out of McD's and asked our opinion on child abuse...
Below is a column in today's newspaper.

But that wasn't quite what I said.

Fighting a war that never started.
What do you do when your resources are scarce? It's not that you will fail if you attack now..it's just that it may not necessarily be the best approach. After all, who wants to fight a long war? They say nothing wise comes out of a prolonged war. Wars should be won with a sweet sweet surrender.

Of supper, then supper, and supper again.

When he had to enter the right lane as we were reaching a bend to the right, the car behind had to brake as he honked..He put into 3rd gear to control the speed and the car skidded slightly as we took the sharp corner. The brakes were overheated by the time we were halfway down..

We all met up in PJ sec 14 on our usual Friday night and chatted for a bit before leaving in 2 car to Hartamas for supper. And so we left for Gentings a little past midnight.. Jonard tookwheel and I set in my car helplessly in the passenger's. All the way up there just for a coffee? lolz

The Frontier was sent to help a friend carry a roasted pig for his wedding.. and later used to the wedding dinner.Would have been nice to take it up to gentings with the new spotlights that were added..especially having thick mist which we encountered that evening. Now the car is no longer Halal.. lol

On the way down, the first car with Luke, Aroon, Fiona and Bhusan were stopped by the Polis Bantuan Genting.. Jonard laughed.... I said : " Jonard, dont laugh first.. see we get stopped or not first. If we dont get stopped then only we laugh at them" And we ended up getting stopped anyway.. the cop was a funnyman and made some jokes with us... I then gave the cops 2 sweets as a token of goodwill. lol

By the time we got down from gentings, Jonards cousin and friends had already reached Rawang. They were a little lost and ended up on Federal Highway where we met. Had a drink in Subang before everyone left.

Slept for 6hours and left for KL with my brother to get some investment thing done.

Up the northern states

The road was jammed.. as we drove closer, we could notice they closed 2 lanes of the highway. While passing the closed lanes, we could hear the highwaymen shouting "keep going !!" then when it was our turn to pass the scene, blood was seen splatted on the road and the dead body was left on the road with his helmet on and his mouth open..


The drive that turns us on.
It was a Sunday evening that I confirmed going on a trip up north when I was online and got persuaded to join them. After gathering up and having a good meal, we left in the middle of the night. Arun drove from Selangor to Perak, then later Bhusan drove from Perak to Kedah.. I only drove the dangerous bits of Perak which I actually had to tap on the brakes!! Driving on the north-south highway with hardly any traffic, stepping on the brakes is kinda unusual.. unless you're on that stretch slightly to the north of Ipoh.


Jonardation
When we reached Kedah, we called a Jonard to find his address... and so we drove thru estates, plantations, fields, cows, tows, dam, hills, kampungs..


Below is Mengkuang Dam before heading towards the Island

Democratic Action Penang
Later, he took us to Penang Island. RM7.70 for the ferry ride. I was hoping on finding some decent accommodation.. but ended up in some 5-star hotel we never heard of... Haha
While waiting to check-in, Bhusan fell asleep and so Jonard decided to burn his leg and put it on facebook.


Ate all sorts of food there. First time I ate coconut jelly :) the food were fab and cheap!
We had steamboat for dinner before we left on tuesday night. The pork was awesome !!
Komtar building; one of Penang's trademark
Bhusan that nut drove 140km/hour cutting lanes like nobody's business on Penang Bridge. wtf?
Yee Mun didn't get to go to the temple but at least we went to the seaside and sat on the rock watching the couple taking wedding photos right? and the dam with all the rempits of penang..
On the way back, Bhusan the champion drove on 3 states Penang, Kedah, and Perak within half an hour..while it took me one an a half hours from Perak to Selangor... after all, the owner of the car said : Maximum 140km/hour.

It jammed for a bit near Rawang and we thought we were caught in the massive jam.. but turned out to be an accident where a motorcyclist was killed. Probably thrown off his bike coz we saw his blood was splashed toward one direction.. just like when you throw a water balloon.
Got home bout 2.15Am wednesday morning.

I had my house gate painted with spots.. looking very much like a cow :) I think they might come and charge me for causing racial and religious tension under the Seditious Act.


My dear friends, If they come and arrest me, will you please come and bail me out.. please?



My degree program has started. Degree in Intenational Business, University of East London.
So if you ask me what am I doing, I'll probably answer "Intercourse" !! hehee

Ok so one day, we finished class early and I went for lunch with a college mate... All was good until when we had lunch.. it was that time when an intelligence report came in. The gist of it is that the lady is a tramp... a real disappointment. But left after catching a movie anyway.

It was a hot afternoon when I had to drive to Damansara to get something done. It was a simple mission. Accommodation and of course the pay to be provided. Little did we know that such a simple mission could go bad. It lasted 3 hours longer than expected..It thunderstormed and we got lost for a bit.

Above is me before leaving!

Scroll down and see why you shouldn't hire such employees..
Put you in an office and give you a coffee and see what you're doing..
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If you're an employer, It's alright if you find someone who looks like me and sounds like me.. but make sure it's not me. lolz